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Are you ready to go down the rabbit hole? To visit a surreal world, where black is white and white is carrots?

A friend, Metacognician in Shanghai, describes the situation as follows: “Life is more absurd than movies. I've gone down the rabbit hole too, when it just becomes more and more strange and you wonder how that all is supposed to make sense.” I asked him if I should just embrace it. He answered, “Why should you ... change the universe?”

It started with a psychotic named Jim Kiraly who resides, we think, at 6329 Twinberry Circle, Avila Beach, California.

Jim Kiraly is a respected citizen. A churchgoer. A Vice President of Transamerica Corporation. And a violent abuser who tried to use an emergency anti-violence measure, one intended to protect battered women, to stop his victim in a wheelchair from writing a book.

Concise enough? :)

For attorneys: Jim Kiraly filed for CLETS against his son and victim, who lived 200 miles away, did not own a car, and was in a wheelchair. His son and victim was not asked to end communications. Jim had no (zero) specific and relevant allegations that were not perjury. But he turned down repeated offers of no-contact and a signed stipulation that gave him everything but CLETS. He insisted on CLETS if his victim ever once “discussed” him with third parties.

In the end, Jim Kiraly signed an agreement far weaker than the ones he'd been offered.

A review of Court paperwork and other materials will tend to confirm that Jim and other parties, including attorneys on all sides, committed multiple felonies, crimes, and faux pas. :P

The word “abuser” is stated here publicly and without equivocation. A formal offer is hereby made to reaffirm the word in writing and under oath. Attorneys will understand the significance of the point. In short, there is little terror of a threatened defamation suit on this side. Actually, we feel that such a suit will fit nicely up Jim Kiraly's abuser ass.

Jim has one son, Ken Kiraly, who invented the Amazon Kindle and is one of the leads at Amazon's secret Lab126. Another son, Tom Kiraly is one of the leads, a Vice President-CFO type, at medical insurance firms, including one of the largest, Humana Corporation.

These people and some of the biggest names in Silicon Valley legal circles have committed or are involved in multiple crimes.

For the next decade or two, we're going to explore the crimes that these people committed, the motivations and the denial involved, the background and histories that led each person to make the choices that they did, and ways to build upon what happened and move towards positive societal goals.

There's plenty to go over. These people committed or were involved in: Spousal abuse, child abuse, DDOS (a highly prosecutable violation of CFAA), extortion, perjury, conspiracy to commit perjury (a possible felony), false police reports, conspiracy to file false police reports (a possible felony), unlawful threats, barratry, defamation, malpractice, civil harassment, criminal harassment, abuse of process, and violations of SCCBA Professional Standards.

The point was to force Jim's oldest son and victim, me, to sign a gag order. I was in a wheelchair. I'd never made a single inappropriate threat against my abuser. I wasn't even asked to not to call anybody. But Jim threatened to put me in a violence database unless I agreed never to write about him.

I won the right to write, but I lost my home of 25 years, most of my possessions, my chances for retirement, everything. Everything but a realization.

I can make a difference. I can conduct research for legitimate and reasonable purposes, document what happened, and analyze the choices of the people involved:

Maggie told me that she didn't know what she could say to me about what happened. However, we have decades to work it out. It will be productive. I'd like to direct the attention of attorneys and other parties to the:

Legitimate and Reasonable Purposes List

Questions or comments are welcome. For technical notes and disclaimers, click here.

Free Downloads

The current free ebook is located at this link:

For details about the ebook, click here.

The point? “The story is already out there, idiots. Keep it up and I'll demonstrate how something known as decentralized distribution works.”


Sunday 2012-12-02 — I See IRC: Soft Drinks

121202. Rubidiun has expressed concerns about the nature of my diet:

<rubidiun> what kinda cola
<baconbits> !last mrmeow
<insanecow> baconbits: mrmeow was last seen 1 hour ago on #oldavia saying JOIN #oldavia
>happycatbot> Welcome to #oldavia.
<baconbits> Lol
<OldCoder> Back

<OldCoder> Rubidiun, today I have purchased fake orange juice. Water infused with something orange like. And diet cola of some type.
<rubidiun> hmm ok

<OldCoder> The juice
<OldCoder> is almost oranges
<OldCoder> Not cola or soda
<OldCoder> It is Chemical Goodness
<OldCoder> For Goodness Sake
<OldCoder> So I take
<OldCoder> Fake Juice
<OldCoder> For today
<OldCoder> I will say
<OldCoder> It might be fine
<OldCoder> Rubidiun that is the story
<OldCoder> Of the fine glory
<OldCoder> Of the juice I am consuming
<OldCoder> On this day


Saturday 2012-12-01 — I See IRC: The Bash Bot

<FragileEquality> my bot is written in bash
<FragileEquality> :D
<OldCoder> iqualfragile, bashbot is hot
<OldCoder> You have thought of a hot bash bot
<OldCoder> What you got? You thought of a hot bash bot. Bad it is not. Right on the dot. Hot bash bot.
<FragileEquality> dear god
<OldCoder> :D

<FragileEquality> !die
moltenbot has quit (Quit: allright)
<OldCoder> Now the bot is not
moltenbot has joined #bacontest
<FragileEquality> now the bot is back


Friday 2012-11-23 — I See IRC: God is a Coder

<Kacey> bye all
<OldCoder> Bye
<RealBadAngel> too late
<RealBadAngel> you should work on reaction time ;)
<OldCoder> Yep
<OldCoder> Needs more pep
<OldCoder> To be hep

<OldCoder> RealBadAngel, I am pleased to say
<OldCoder> Today
<OldCoder> Worlds live again
<OldCoder> All of them
<RealBadAngel> thx god and oldcoder then :)
<OldCoder> Heh

<RealBadAngel> well, god is also an old coder
<OldCoder> Indeed
<RealBadAngel> he wrote all that **** ages ago

<OldCoder> It is a patchwork
<OldCoder> Someday He will debug
<OldCoder> On that day
<OldCoder> We'll all need a hug

<RealBadAngel> lol
<VanessaE> heh
<RealBadAngel> so no armaggeddon
<RealBadAngel> just day of release stable


Monday 2012-11-19 — I See IRC: Burn a Trail True

<OldCoder> KarenP, may I have a photo of your cat?
<thexyz> need to get some sleep
<OldCoder> thexyz, sleep deep need to reap

<rubenwardy> Never thought I would read that in this chat...
<OldCoder> What is odd about a cat?
<rubenwardy> It is an odd thing to say
<OldCoder> Not really in context
<OldCoder> Context is king
<OldCoder> Cats don't sing
<rubenwardy> Yeah
<OldCoder> But they are amusing

<rubenwardy> i hate it when my server is down
<OldCoder> Server is down
<OldCoder> So you have a frown
<rubenwardy> for normal people it is their phones
<rubenwardy> for us it is our servers

<OldCoder> For servers you feel fervors
<OldCoder> With phones I'll pick no bones
<OldCoder> But servers are needed
<OldCoder> This should be heeded
<OldCoder> Servers are crucial
<OldCoder> To our lives

<john_minetest> Servers are the lifes best pleasure
<OldCoder> Mail and websites and games
<OldCoder> When down servers take the blames
<john_minetest> Mine has no good rhyme
<OldCoder> Without these things
<OldCoder> How can we sings?
<OldCoder> No rhyme this time?

<john_minetest> What's bout the server name “Zeggletown” ?
<OldCoder> Not bad!
<OldCoder> Either Zegaton or Zeggletown
<OldCoder> We'll see the reactions
<OldCoder> If there are satisfactions
<OldCoder> To these options
<KikaRz> LOL

<john_minetest> We should make a book with rhymes
<john_minetest> with it we can earn lots of Dimes

<KikaRz> when im older
<KikaRz> ill write books
<OldCoder> KikaRz, why wait?
<OldCoder> Perhaps it's your fate
<KikaRz> '-'
<OldCoder> To write right now

<john_minetest> I should print out minetest source
<john_minetest> and learn it by hearth
<OldCoder> Hearth is fire
<OldCoder> This you should inspire
<OldCoder> Burn a trail true


Friday 2012-12-14 — I See IRC: Code as Art

121214. This IRC fragment may only be of interest to engineers. Edited for length.

<Archangel> its already done in JAVA in terasology
<Archangel> also opensource
<Archangel> and it works reasonably fast
<Archangel> so i dont worry bout the speed
<OldCoder> Having fun? :-)
<Archangel> yeah, its fun

<Archangel> im in the matrix literaly now
<Archangel> doing rotation functions
<OldCoder> So you are converting Java to Lua?
<Archangel> basically
<OldCoder> This will be interesting to see

<Archangel> i already ported some usable stuff
<OldCoder> I assume that will be needed for other things
<Archangel> trees already need that
<OldCoder> Got it
<OldCoder> So this goes into worlds with the new trees
<Archangel> yes
* OldCoder nods

<OldCoder> You are still composing music
<OldCoder> In a way
<Archangel> no
<OldCoder> No?
<OldCoder> This is art
<Archangel> i never did
<OldCoder> Then
<OldCoder> You are composing now
<Archangel> ah, this way
<Archangel> code is music for me, indeed
<OldCoder> :-)

<Archangel> far better even
<Archangel> because it works
<OldCoder> Works?
<Archangel> code is such piece of creation
<Archangel> that actually works
<Archangel> is changing
<OldCoder> A work that changes over time
<Archangel> yes

<Archangel> imagine madonna releasin “like a virgin” dozens of times
<Archangel> because she changed something ;)
<OldCoder> Evolution of expression


Thursday 2012-12-13 — I See IRC: Danger Coder

121213. For those who are curious about the DangerCoder nick:

<PlowBread> he's an mba learning to code.
<Metacognician> dangerous ;)
<OldCoder> Danger Coder
<OldCoder> Yet another good movie or TV series
<Metacognician> Extreme Programming (while bungee-jumping)
* OldCoder hums the theme song
<OldCoder> He's a man with a plan for code...

<Metacognician> his arch-nemesis, Lord Segfault and his henchman Killall Minus-One Minus-Nine
* OldCoder laughs
<OldCoder> That is the series imagined as a Saturday Morning Show
<OldCoder> I had thought of it as a noir drama with a bit of surreal
<OldCoder> Like The Prisoner Mixed with Tron

<Metacognician> ah, then the henchmen need more reasonable names
<Metacognician> how about the russian zgrep ?

<OldCoder> Very nice!
<OldCoder> That pays the price
<OldCoder> Code On Ice
<OldCoder> Another vision
<OldCoder> Skating Paradigms
<OldCoder> I better get back to work
<OldCoder> But here I'll lurk
<OldCoder> Page me if you need me
<OldCoder> Danger Coder!

* OldCoder is now known as DangerCoder


Wednesday 2012-12-12 — I See IRC: Sausage Lossage

121212. I spoke briefly with God's Memory around 10:10am:

<godsmemory> i have a busy few days ahead of me
<OldCoder> That is positive
<OldCoder> Busy for you means productive
<OldCoder> Productive is important. Time spent is time gone. Like winter snow on summer lawn.
<godsmemory> Or the last sausage in the refrigerator.
<OldCoder> Hmm
<OldCoder> If you are saying that snacks eaten are gone from the refrigerator you are correct
<OldCoder> Sausage lossage
<OldCoder> Into each life only so much sausage and butterscotch pudding will fall
<OldCoder> Snack ye while ye may
<OldCoder> You will have both. This is the breakfast of thy discontent.